Queen of Fucking Everything?

Well, dear FriedFish, after hearing your stories yesterday, MrsMatisse and I agreed that we do admire your intrepid spirit, but we prefer a  mode of travel with a few more creature comforts.
And when we see what you call a chaise longue....   picturesque, yes, but really, compared to Prestonfield House?
Here are a couple of pictures to remind you of the difference, and also a bit of advice. Be careful when  it comes to claiming the Queen of Fucking Everything title, I tried and lost.  Just look at her majesty on that chaise......